'Deadmeat' Dave must be the unluckiest man in the world! Due to cutbacks, the officers at Hendon Police Station have to run a lottery for the bullet proof vests. And Deadmeat's name never comes up. A fact that his partner, Terry Mossop, points out frequently. Sent out on patrol, can Deadmeat and Mossop survive the leafy streets of Hendon? More importantly, can they survive each other?